This blog is dedicated to all who happen to go in for a Engineering degree to a hostel and came out with a degree with them.
Salute you.
A list of 22 facts of engineering hostel life.
1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the 'dhaba' next to the college.
2).Rules are made to be broken.
3).Promises are made to be broken.
4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.
6).The lab assistants are the most respected people (during the lab exams i.e).
7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.
8).The HOD is the person most respected (heights of sycophancy here).
9).The principal is the person most abused and insulted (behind the back i.e).
10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'. (Arre yaar..Drop the idea of dropping subjects plzz).
11).There is always a lecturer in the college who can't speak proper 'english'.
12).Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.
13).All time u will be in debate with students of other branch as their branch is d BEST.
14).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the 'chit' in which the words can be understood only by the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e).
15).The freshers are the most sought after..Be it in the canteen, the 'free' periods or for completing the records, assignments.
16).One has to live in constant fear of a DROP all through the engg career as according to new revised stringent RULES any thing can happen to ANYONE. (KISI KO KUCH BHI HO SAKTA HAI) .
17).Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.
18).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college' feeling, if one has cleared SOM/EDC of 3rd sem.....( BAAP of all papers of ENGG).
19).The third years are the ones with the 'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down to studying after bossing around in the college for so long. But the fun still continues.
20).The fourth years have no connection with the college whatsoever...with no interest in ragging, pulling each other's legs, the bday parties, the bday bums et al which they enjoyed so much till now. All they want is a good placement and a '1st-class' tag attached to their memo.
21).The first three years are spent in cursing the college, the people there, the system et al.
22).But towards the end of the fourth year, people tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked, the very canteen they cursed,the time that they spent there, the birthday bums they suffered..All these seem like heaven to them.
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