14.6.06

About: A forward.

One spents life and experiences things happening at unexpected times, so when I just was settled into thinking that almost all forward mails are shear junk, I got this from a friend of mine {Thanks Bawankar}. I have not posted a blog since ages, last time around it was couple of snaps and quoatations. You have to read this one.

It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."

Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself. You lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads " Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by himself!

Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."

They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him inthe dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!".

No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes."

5 comments:

Neha said...

rotfl !! tht was too good..

Sesh said...

If a big-time England fan reads this, he would be furious :) A good read !!!

~Lord Anshul said...

holy mother of god !!

u nailed english team..they deserve it after tht match..btw me cheering for spain

Sudeep said...

ROFL!!
Awesome... m copy-pasting it to fwd it :)

The Light-House. said...

@ Neha,Sesh,Anshul,Sudeep: Thank U.